For: sekailu
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: A Rainwatcher’s Paradox
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Chen, minor Suho/Suho
Length: 16,316 words
Summary: Autumn paints Joonmyun’s world in shades of blue, and Jongdae takes him to the ocean.
Warning/s: Hallucinations, implied depression, eating issues, idol life portrayed negatively, discussion of luhan and yifan's departures, vomiting, brief mentions of underage sex, rimming

Notes: heavily inspired by Joonmyun's pathcode teaser. everything is pretty much canon, except no mention of the recent Tao stuff and also pretend the pathcode teasers never existed lmao.

hello! thank you v much for your prompts, i think you probably intended this one to be taken a lot more lightheartedly than i have done, but jm’s pathcode teaser and Feelings happened, so it came out really angsty. i hope you enjoy it anyway! also I don't normally write smut but you requested so I... tried to deliver /nervous laughter/ (some music: 1 2 3)


( Joonmyun is born in the summer amidst the biggest storm Seoul has seen in decades. )

For: All the Suhomies
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Suho, no swiping!
Rating: NC-17 for masturbation and mentions of sex
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Chen, side Xiumin/Luhan, side Sehun/Kai
Length: 11,855 words
Summary: Tinder!AU. Kim Joonmyun is very handsome, gay and single. Sehun’s out to fix it. “I mean, what kind of guy reads Cosmo and isn’t even slightly homo?”
Warning/s: gratuitous use of homosexual tropes

Notes: in the midst of writing all of this I felt like I lost not only my control, but the entire wheel too… I stole the above quote from my friend and bonus +5000 points if you can guess where I stole the title from. I also don’t read Cosmopolitan I only know it’s a women’s adult magazine lmaoooo


( But seriously though, you could’ve hidden these somewhere other than under your bed. )