For: tiny_estrella
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: if i get to your heart soon, i’ll call a perfect afternoon
Rating: PG
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Kai, Suho/Sehun, past Suho/Luna, mentions of Suho/Lu Han
Length: 34,514 words
Summary: Hugs are supposed to calm one's troubled soul, but for some reason Jongin's warm hugs just keep making Joonmyun's heart race in his chest.

Notes: To tiny_estrella, this is probably not what you were expecting, but I hope you enjoy it. Thank you to r, h, l, and everyone who cheered me on this.


( You know you're going to have to get up and leave eventually, right? )

For: skyroll
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Breathe, We’ll Be Okay
Rating: R
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho-centric, Suho/Chanyeol, brief!Suho/Kris, brief!Suho/Yunho
Length: 11,122 words
Summary: In a mission to prove to the world that he can be imperfect and messed up, Junmyeon actually messes everything up.
Warning/s: language, sexual situations, alcohol, sort-of-disbandment, angst

Notes: EXO in this fic existed as a fictional idol group in a television drama. To my recipient – I might have deviated a bit from the prompt but I hope it’s alright! Title is from Wipe Your Eyes by Maroon 5.


( Despite what the mass media, and probably the majority of the country, thinks, actor Kim Junmyeon is not reckless and out of control. )

For: xiusoo
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: 緣分
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Sehun, Suho/dragon!Kris, Suho/Tao, side!Tao/dragon!Kris, side!Sehun/dragon!Kris Endgame: Suho/Tao, side!Sehun/dragon!Kris
Length: 20,056 words
Summary: Stuck on a backwater planet, caring for a nameless shell of a father scarred from the war, Junmyeon meets a mysterious traveller who sells dreams.
Warnings: age swap/adjustments (see notes), themes of science fiction-related catatonic states/mental illness, near-drowning, other loss of consciousness related to science fiction things, unprotected sex, accidental injury involving blood, weird mental things, weird mental sex, just lots of weird things, a dragon/alien/thing

Notes: Thanks so much to the mods for literally bending backwards about deadlines, and thank you to my recipient for the chance to write this! Thank you to the lovely J for allowing me to commission artwork. (I'm still blown away!) I blame the au on A (but mostly their sister) and the beginning of part two on J and C for provoking me on twitter about CLAMP (shakes fist). Thanks for K for inadvertently suggesting the soundtrack. Thank you so much to Y for helping me with plotting and to the SK for everything and to R for sprinting and being so encouraging and of course my biggest thanks goes to the best beta ever. I stand by this.


( . . .just want to feel like we're together. . . )

For: nachtegael
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: some air'd be good for you
Rating: R (for mature themes and scenes towards the end)
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Lay, past Suho/Baekhyun, mentions of Suho/Xiumin and Suho/Yura
Length: 75,000 words
Summary: Joonmyun makes certain changes in his schedule to accommodate certain people. And with that comes hollowing out a portion of his heart for someone to find a home in.
Warning/s: drama, mentions of character death and accidents, mentions of blood, hints of self-destructive behavior, weird medical practices, magic shenanigans

Notes: hi ren! i sorta combined prompts 1 and 2 and this thing happened. haha! i hope you enjoy the fic as much as i had fun writing it~ i do apologize, however, for a couple of things that you’ll discover eventually… but please rest assured that despite the warnings, i do promise a happy ending! as always, many, many thanks to a for helping me iron out things in the plot and for generally being amazing, and to z and j for the endless support and cheerleading and for crying with me. you are my heroes ♥


( Five years after and it still isn't any easier recalling things of the past. You'd think that time will be able to lift pain, make it dissipate, with relative ease, but no – there are just some wounds that stay with us forever. And Baekhyun is the biggest, deepest scar Joonmyun has scrawled all over his body. )

For: All the Suhomies
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Get Me Out of Here (I'm Trying, Love)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho-centric, Suho/Xiumin, Suho/Kris, very mild Suho/OT12
Length: 15,500 words
Summary: Junmyeon is the leader of Exo, a group of elite agents and a subunit of the Palace Guard. When Junmyeon's fiance, Prince Minseok, is kidnapped, Exo embark on a mission to go save him. They run into a myriad of obstacles along the way, and everyone's loyalty, stamina, and mental fortitude are put to the test.
Warning/s: possible trigger warnings for being chased, bad action scenes, mild violence

Notes: Thank you so much to the mods for hosting this exchange and for being so understanding of my injuries. To my darling recipient, thank you so much for your prompt! This probably isn't what you expected and I apologize for how rushed parts of the fic are, and for the bad action. This fic was a great adventure, and I should really reign myself in. You gave me a sentence long prompt and I spat out 15k. Someone buy me a leash. And as always, thank you to my fabulous tlist for listening to me whine and inspiring me to write!


( Light filtered in through the cherry trees of the Palace Garden. )

For: sekailu
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: A Rainwatcher’s Paradox
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Chen, minor Suho/Suho
Length: 16,316 words
Summary: Autumn paints Joonmyun’s world in shades of blue, and Jongdae takes him to the ocean.
Warning/s: Hallucinations, implied depression, eating issues, idol life portrayed negatively, discussion of luhan and yifan's departures, vomiting, brief mentions of underage sex, rimming

Notes: heavily inspired by Joonmyun's pathcode teaser. everything is pretty much canon, except no mention of the recent Tao stuff and also pretend the pathcode teasers never existed lmao.

hello! thank you v much for your prompts, i think you probably intended this one to be taken a lot more lightheartedly than i have done, but jm’s pathcode teaser and Feelings happened, so it came out really angsty. i hope you enjoy it anyway! also I don't normally write smut but you requested so I... tried to deliver /nervous laughter/ (some music: 1 2 3)


( Joonmyun is born in the summer amidst the biggest storm Seoul has seen in decades. )

For: gingerdae
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: A Million Little Pieces
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Suho/Kai, past!Suho/Irene
Length: 15,720 words
Summary: Junmyeon inks his body upon every important moment in his life. After years of decorating himself, he finally finds someone to read him like a book.
Warnings: none
Notes: Dear recipient, I really enjoyed writing this fic and I hope you'll like it.
Thanks to G (I'd be lost without you), M and C for help.


( Junmyeon gets his first tattoo when he is sixteen. )

For: All the Suhomies
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Suho, no swiping!
Rating: NC-17 for masturbation and mentions of sex
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Chen, side Xiumin/Luhan, side Sehun/Kai
Length: 11,855 words
Summary: Tinder!AU. Kim Joonmyun is very handsome, gay and single. Sehun’s out to fix it. “I mean, what kind of guy reads Cosmo and isn’t even slightly homo?”
Warning/s: gratuitous use of homosexual tropes

Notes: in the midst of writing all of this I felt like I lost not only my control, but the entire wheel too… I stole the above quote from my friend and bonus +5000 points if you can guess where I stole the title from. I also don’t read Cosmopolitan I only know it’s a women’s adult magazine lmaoooo


( But seriously though, you could’ve hidden these somewhere other than under your bed. )

For: kimjongday
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: You. Me. Right meow.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Kris
Length: 11,000 words
Summary: Joonmyun’s friends always like to tease him because his hybrid is taller and bigger than him but how does Joonmyun feel about it?
Warning/s: Hybridism, Heat, Sex, Cat puns, Cliché.

Notes: I’m sorry about the pun in the title. I must also apologise for leaning heavily on the romance cliché and switching around POV. I have no explanation other than my crippling lameness (and weakness for soft hearted, cute-obsessed!Kris). Thank you to J who lets me throw ideas at her and generally take up her time.


( Pull the rubber band as far as you can and )

For: wintercelestial
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Can I Say I Love You?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/Kai
Length: 18,037 words
Summary: Jongin doesn’t exactly know how his unexpected night with a male escort was supposed to turn out, but he never thought it would lead him here.
Warning/s: language, sex, prostitution, mild angst, barebacking

Notes: To my recipient: Thank you so much for your wonderful prompts. I really had fun writing this and I’m not sure it’s exactly what you had in mind, but I hope you enjoy it.

I want to thank my wifey, J, for letting me bombard her with my ideas, for being such a wonderful beta and for helping me get through when I thought I wasn’t going to be able to finish on time. I really wouldn’t have been able to finish without you. And I also want to thank my dear friends, V, P, and K, for being my personal cheerleaders and listening to me whine and rant. Y’all are the best.


( January 14, 2015 )

For: avellkyungsoo
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Unfrogettably Ever After
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho/D.O.
Length: 18,000 words
Summary: Neither Kyungsoo nor Suho have any interest in romance, but a curse forces them to learn a lesson about true love.
Warning/s: enchantment, bullying, slight unintentional violence/injury, questionable parenting
Notes: Hi avellkyungsoo, thank you x10000^10000 for the prompts and especially for requesting ♥Suho/D.O.♥ Thank you in advance to anyone who reads. Happy suholidays!!!


( Like most fairytales, it began with love at first sight. )

For: drainbamage954
From: ANONYMOUS until May 22, 2015

Title: Yours Truly, With Love & Confection
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Suho-centric with hinted at Suho/Xiumin and Suho/Baekhyun, endgame Suho/Baekhyun ^^; side!Lay/Lu Han (side!Tao/Kyungsoo if you squint)
Length: 58,825 words
Summary: Sometimes Joonmyun feels claustrophobic living in a small town where literally the entire population knows either him, his mother, or his kids (or his weird and annoying next door neighbor). But when a mysterious young man arrives to fill in as his new intern for the summer, Joonmyun’s not sure he likes the change, either.
Warning/s: weird!Luhan, language, kid!Jongin, kid!Jongdae, mentions of feminine hygiene products; mentions of Suho and Kyungsoo having been previously married to women

Notes: *sad laughter that fades off into the gloaming*


( Dad! Dad I think it's on fire! )